AUs no one asked for

militsaagnosis:

  •  I’m sleeping over at my friend’s flat from university after study group and just got woken up in the middle of the night by their roommate, who is sitting in the kitchen, listening very loudly to the dirty dancing soundtrack and crying. Like wtf, I didn’t even know they had a roommate and normally I would yell at you but damn you are cute. You really need to stop tho dude, its 4am, some people in this house want to sleep AU
  • I am a barista and you are a customer who comes in every day and orders the same thing and today my friend brought you with them, I didn’t even know we had mutual friends and WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY YOUR NAME HAVE I REALLY BEEN WRITING A NAME THAT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO YOURS ON YOUR CUPS FOR OVER HALF A YEAR WHY HAVE YOU NEVER CORRECTED ME AU
  • The house party me and my friends threw kinda escalated and after throwing out everyone I found this half naked person passed out in my bed but I can’t be bothered to wake them up now so I’m just gonna go to sleep and deal with it in the morning, they are kind of cute anyway AU
  • (or alternatively) I just woke up in a stranger’s bed and I’m half naked, I cant remember anything about yesterday besides that the party was great and that I got absolutely wasted AND OH MY GOD THERE IS A HOT PERSON NEXT TO ME IN BED AND THEY ARE NOT WEARING MUCH WHAT DID WE DO YESTERDAY AU
  • You are my new coworker and I’m pretty sure I’ve never met you SO WHY ARE YOU LOOKING SO FAMILIAR FUCK I THINK YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE ANGSTY EMO KIDS I USED TO STALK BACK IN THE MYSPACE DAYS I CANT BELIEVE THIS AU
  • We work out at the same gym and you are my declared rival because we have the same workout routine and you are always better than me and on my way to the locker room I passed you in the shower where you were singing the opening of hannah montana and I can still hear you and you switched to the lion king now and even though I hate you I think I am kind of in love with you AU
  • I’m hiding in the bathroom of a restaurant from a spectacularly awful tinder date and you are in a similar situation because a guy at the bar just won’t stop hitting on you and now we are planning an epic escape together even though we only met ten minutes ago AU

alexandriansight:

Viewers: Oh man, that We Bare Bears show is so cute and funny! I love the dynamic of the brothers and I’d love to see more of it! Even reruns would be great, since it’s so cute!

Viewers: Amazing World of Gumball can be a little weird…but it’s also funny! And it teaches some valuable lessons to kids! I might tune in to reruns of it if they were on!

Viewers: Over the Garden Wall looks really interesting! But it’s never on…I’d really like to start watching it and have the option to see it on TV so I don’t have to find it on the internet!

Viewers: Steven Universe is a really good show with lots of representation! It also teaches morals to kids in various ways! I wish it were on more, or even had a definite time slot for reruns!

Viewers: I miss Adventure Time… I heard its sixth season is coming out soon, but reruns of it are never shown on TV…it almost feels like it’s disappeared…I wish it was shown more…

Viewers: Regular Show is also kinda weird, but it’s also funny like Gumball! And random life lessons often show up! I’d probably watch reruns of it if they were shown!

Cartoon Network: So ur saying…….u want………more teen titan go??

(via danisontnonfire)

STRESS AND TOXIC FRIEND HELP/PSA??

intelligentwolf:

If you ever think that dropping a friend you can’t get along with anymore isn’t nice or dropping a “toxic” friend will hurt you more than them…

  • It will feel AMAZING when you do
  • You will cry later, but that is normal as you are probably mourning the good times before the rift in your friendship
  • There will be other friends
  • Friends come and go
  • It was NOT your fault for wanting to drop them as a friend nor was it their fault, sometimes it is their fault (Like in my case a little bit) but it’s usually nobody’s fault
  • You have a support group out there who will help you, whether it is more friends, or family
  • Don’t force it a meeting, just let the meet up happen naturally
  • If you ever start to feel guilty, please don’t, it is NOT. YOUR. FAULT. for 1) snapping at them, 2) you feeling uncomfortable around them now
  • You may or may not be the first one in a friend group to drop said friend, AND THAT’S OKAY!  It may feel awkward when they are around, and if it gets to be too much, just politely excuse yourself
  • MOST IMPORTANT
  • YOUR MENTAL HEALTH COMES FIRST!  DO NOT STRESS YOURSELF OUT BY TRICKING YOURSELF INTO THINKING IT’S AN OKAY FRIENDSHIP WHEN IT ISN’T!  GET HELP! GO SEE A COUNSELOR OR SOMEONE YOU TRUST WHO ISN’T A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER IF YOU CAN AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET HELP IN DE-STRESSING AND FINDING A SOLUTION!

I hope my list helps, even if it’s slightly biased or emotional :)

(via heyyyyyyyyyyy-deactivated201603)

Q:Do you know why the fandom calls the ship of Ruby and Sapphire 'Rupphire' and not Garnet? Wouldn't it make more sense for it to be called Garnet? Sorry if you already answered this. Thanks though. Love your blog like a lot. It's hella cool💕💞💗💖💓

Anonymous

artemispanthar:

letsay you want to search for some cute art of Ruby and Sapphire kissing or something romantical in that vein. So you go and put in the tag ‘garnet’, what are you going to find? Posts about the stone and posts about the character herself and mixed in there would be what you’re actually looking for. It’s messy because the term isn’t specific enough so you cannot narrow it down to exactly what you’re trying to find.

Rupphire only refers to shippy stuff about Ruby and Sapphire, so when you search it or look in its tag, you know its going to be what you’re looking for. Thus, its a preferable term over ‘garnet’ when referring to the ship.

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